Wednesday, February 20, 2008

INAPPROPRIATE CAPTIONS FOR BUDDHIST STATUES FROM THE CAPITAL MUSUEM, BEIJING

"Buddha spent ALL DAY making you a pretty pretty golden dress, but you don't even care. Fine. Buddha doesn't need your approval."

"Stop, don't say a word. I just got this elephant to settle down in this giant lotus, so don't you dare disturb him."

"Rock on -- most excellently."

No caption here, but then what can you say about a dancing, pregnant, lion-headed god that looks as if she's about to hose you down with breast milk? Forgot about Saw IV, this is some scary shit.

2 comments:

David said...

These are very funny. However, if someone had done this to statues of George Washington I would be FURIOUS.

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes. The "Rock On" mudra. For advanced practitioners only.