Monday, July 30, 2007

HAVE I REALLY BEEN IN JAPAN ALL THIS TIME?

It certainly felt that way when I ran across this comics convention on my campus this weekend. It seems manga is popular in Taiwan too, and that lots of kids are very into dressing up as their favorite characters. They didn't even seem to notice that it was a humid 93 degrees outside (although honestly, I've kind of stopped noticing too), because they were just too busy being absolutely adorable.

Although I preferred to get candid shots, everyone was posing and patiently having their pictures taken by the swarms of kids and handful of grown-ups armed with cameras and camera phones. I can't imagine what it was like inside the convention.

I don't know that these pictures adequately illustrate the amount of variety, but the costumes were all over the place. Historical, futuristic, sexy, sad, human, elven, triangle-headed, film-inspired, and just really, really cute. That settles it. I must be in Japan.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT ASIA


1. People often wear masks


Actual masks, like the ones doctors wear, not the mask of sociability that hides the true self or whatever (although without Oprah here something tells me that there is quite a bit less fretting over self-realization). You can buy them in all kinds of colors and patterns at many shops and stalls.


When someone has a cold or anything else possibly contagious, they wear a mask out to work, to school, to market... People also wear them while riding scooters, and lady drivers also wear detachable sleeves over their arms to protect them from the sun and from exhaust. I'm skeptical as to whether this prevents transmission of anything or just makes people feel a little more comfortable living in close quarters. I'm no more comfortable though, as it is difficult enough to understand people when their voices are not muffled by a thick layer of cotton. And I know I shouldn't say this so lightly, but doesn't a face mask emblazoned with Hello Kitty (or, dear god, Spongeboat Squarepants, or just this) reek of cheerful fascism?

2. Racist toothpaste is widely available


The characters 黑人 (above the caricature) mean 'black person' and the name 'Darlie' was changed from the original 'Darkie'. How this company has survived I cannot imagine, but it is probably the best selling toothpaste in most of Asia.

3. There is fruit of inconceivable deliciousness


Mangoes, melons, pineapples, lychees, peaches, dragonfruits, tomatoes (and also the not so tasty bitter melon) and that's just in this cart. I eat a small mango almost every morning with my breakfast and it is never anything but sweet, ripe perfection. They have some seriously premium fruit too. A gift box of 6 gigantic, flawless apples goes for $30 (U.S.) in my local grocery store.

Am I playing pop anthropology tour guide to evade discussing my humdrum existence? Quite possibly, but I have been up to a few things in the last weeks: museums and restaurants and hanging out with ex-cons. It is more my frustration at not making the progress I would like to make in Chinese that has kept me from doing much epic blogging.

Of course the sure cure for low spirits is stuffing your face, so the night before last Carrie and I went to a vegetarian buffet of remarkable tastiness and refused to leave until empty plates were stacked in towers around us.


Carrie with our first course (after the salad), including: taro cake, red bean bun, green onion crepe, dumpling, green beans, exotic mushrooms, and fried sweet potato.


Me with the first course. I photoshopped out the anticipatory drool.


My second plate full, which included lotus root, black beans, okra with chili sauce, edamame in sesame oil, bamboo shoots, and tofu skin rolls.


Our shared dessert: pineapple, matcha green tea ice cream, red bean pastry, green tea and coffee flavored jellies, watermelon juice and some kind of spirulina drink, and some other things I don't know how to describe.

There was more eating and socializing last night when I went to the seaside town of 淡水 (Danshui) with Fiona and E-Train to walk along the boardwalk smelling the fresh ocean air and sampling local edibles. Here is Fiona with a cup of caramelized red and white taro and sweet potato. It wasn't quite what I was expecting, but I still liked it.


We all taxed our respective language skills in talking for hours about cultural differences in parenting, about history, about animal costumes, and about filial piety. I like being out of the university setting and having fairly basic, yet very profound conversations about the kinds of topics that so interest me. I enjoy theory, but I also think that if you strip socio-cultural anthropology of most of its big words it becomes very accessible and even intuitive for just about anyone with a brain. As scintillating as was the conversation, yesterday evening's language highlight must have been Fiona using her electronic dictionary to find, and then pronounce aloud, the word 'constipation'.

After hanging out in the harbor for a good long while, we drove to the top of 阳明山(Yangmingshan), the highest mountain in Taipei County. There was a wonderful cool breeze and the city looked vast yet tiny below us. This sign was posted on the viewing platform:


I searched in vain for white ducks and calligraphy brushes, but in the end had no choice but to respect this particular prohibition.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

THIS WEEKEND I WENT TO ... THE BATHROOM?

Actually, I went to the jade market, but wouldn't you know it, 浴室 and 玉市 sound exactly alike, even down to the tones. I have wondered before and shall continue to do so as long as I continue to struggle with this cruel and seemingly senseless language: when you have a word with such a strong connotation as bathroom, why would you allow any other word to come even close to it in sound? As a student, I feel darned uncomfortable announcing to the teacher that I bought some trinkets at the bathroom/jade market. Granted, context usually works to sort things out, but still. I mean in English I might say 'ass' and mean 'donkey' but I'm still thinking about the other kind, and I'm pretty sure the hearer is doing the same.

Do we have any word in English that sounds remotely like bathroom or toilet? Things like that are passed like precious gems across generations of 2nd graders and are the bread and butter of lazy comedians, but I don't know whether or not it is the same in Chinese. This language is chock-full of homonyms, but are they as easily made into punchlines? Do children giggle when their parents tell them they are going to the 'jade market'? If I happen to have a friend who has a habit of post-beer-drinking-sleep-peeing could I say that once he "went to the jade market all over the dishwasher"? I'm just asking. Hypothetically of course.

p.s. There was an earthquake here last night, but just a wee one. Apparently they are quite common, as are stormy/smoggy sunsets like tonight's...

Friday, July 20, 2007

ACTUALLY THE NAME'S ERIKA, BUT OTHERWISE -- FAIRLY ACCURATE...

The night before last I drank a little too much whiskey and a few lucky folks back home got my drunky phone calls during what was late morning/early afternoon on the West Coast and the Midwest. It was great to talk to some good friends and I know I will be able to see many of them in about a month, so I shouldn't be complaining, but I guess it just made me a little blue about the prospect of almost a year in Beijing sans peeps. Of course I am enormously excited and I do know how very lucky I am but damn it why does the world have to be so freaking big? I want EVERYONE to be able to come and visit me, at the very least so they can climb the Great Wall, visit the Forbidden City, imbibe the thick, mineral-rich Beijing air, and take a trip down to beautiful Shanghai with me for a weekend. Mark Siano has already thrown down the gauntlet, having just written to tell me that he is planning to come to Beijing in May 2008 and to stay on for the Olympics. Who will be next to, er, pick up the gauntlet, or kick it -- or do whatever it is you actually do with a gauntlet?

Aside from missing my friends, I don't have much in the way of homesickness, but I did have a tiny pang of it the other night when heading to my neighborhood night market for dinner. In passing a relatively nondescript restaurant that I've passed by dozens of times, I noticed that the walls were decorated with framed maps and I was stopped in my tracks by a familiar topographical configuration. Closer inspection revealed that under glass and framed in pale pine was a Metro King County transit map showing the greater Seattle area. Which actually didn't make me sad at all, but just made me smile.

Man, this place is weird, so weird in fact, that they serve these at McDonald's:


A rice-bun burger! Fascinating!
But not tasty.

Not tasty at all.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Well I DO DECLARE -- agriculture labor is SUCH a lark!

The tour schedule called for casual clothes and readiness for any unexpected weather, so of course I wore red chiffon. In retrospect, I feel it was appropriate for the bourgie-est thing I have ever done. And despite the 104 degree heat index (chiffon breathes darlings! and it really is so versatile...), it was a lot of fun. Thankfully our guide explained that through this experience, we would learn why tea (at least top shelf oolong tea) is so expensive. Thank god for that! because we would never want to reflect upon the origins of our food or the conditions of its production, but we can always use a lesson on labor cost, for apparently there are some things that one cannot learn from microeconomics. I never would have guessed.

The expedition to Wen Shan tea farm was organized by my school and about 25 of us showed up. It was a good opportunity to meet a few of my classmates and to behold, for the first time in nearly 5 years of working in the tea business, camellia sinensis in all its leafy glory. The tour itself was rather boring. The guide spoke too fast and mostly related anecdotes, like the one about the Korean tourists that refused to cross the rope bridge, or talked about local flora and fauna by way of tormenting innocent little lizards. The tea picking season occurs in the cooler months of the year, so while this was a good time to get a tour, the plants were in bad shape. The Wen Shan region is famous for producing a very light, almost green oolong called Bao Zhong, which does not require the high altitudes of a Tung Ting or Ali Shan. Still, the surrounding area was lovely


You can see rows of tea at the bottom. Here's a closer look


After circling the grounds, we were all given hats and baskets and a brief introduction to what a healthy, mature tea leaf looks like, and released into the farm to do a little picking ourselves


What we gathered (minus what I stashed in my bag for later pressing and fetishization) was emptied into a large bamboo tray, where it would start to air-dry. Tea in the last stages off this was starting to wilt and to give off the tell-tale aroma of Bao Zhong.


Following the air-drying, the tea was chucked into these frightening looking machines for what is referred to as 'frying'


The irony of explaining how heat causes organic objects to become limp and malleable was not lost on us as the temperature neared its afternoon peak, and I don't know that anyone was paying attention as the guide explained the processes of twisting and splitting, or the last stage of drying. We perked up quite a bit, however, after being ushered into an air conditioned 'tea classroom' to learn about the Chinese art of making tea, 泡茶 (pao cha). Although I hadn't told anyone about my tea experience, I was somehow elected to make tea for my table. I was so enraptured at being called upon to serve that I didn't notice one of the teachers taking pictures of me. It must be like after a pilot is retired and then one day there is a 'does anybody know how to fly a plane?' situation and when she gets up to the cockpit all those old instruments feel as natural in her hands as extensions of her own body, or when a musician picks up an old instrument and his fingers go directly and unconsciously to the old familiar positions. Yep, there is something kind of strange about the old habitus - when your body is directed by its own knowledge and memory and can entirely bypass the conscious mind. I can see how the applicability of this to tea-making might not be entirely obvious, but, trust me, there is a lot of skill and equipment involved!

Anyhow, phenomenological musings aside, the tea was tasty, and enjoyed by all. The storm broke as we were sipping, which made getting back to the bus kind of messy, but also made the area look a lot more like I had imagined:


Tea, much like myself, is not keen on a great deal of sun.

Our next, brief, stop was at Wulai Scenic Area, home of famous hot springs and aboriginal Atayal crafts. The scenery was really quite beautiful


and I enjoyed strolling along the pedestrian-only village main street


but I was kind of irritated that we really didn't have time for a proper visit to the hot springs or to the nearby 80km waterfall. Happily, the townspeople were wonderfully friendly and I didn't know how much I needed to get out of the city until I realized how entirely pleasant it was just to walk around appreciating nature and breathing in fresh, clean air.

The ride home was beautiful and reminded me a great deal of the long, meandering bus ride Carrie and I took through Laos (only with fewer methamphetamine-fueled bus drivers and cats meowing from the rooftop). Thankfully, my tragic lack of exposure to the cinematic tour de force that is Shrek III was remedied along the way.


And then we were back in Taipei, a city which I worry that I may have mistakenly portrayed as kind of a 3rd world backwater, when in reality it is a shiny, expensive, highly-developed city. See for yourself


This is the view from the 10th - 12th floor Japanese garden at the brand new SOGO department store.


And this is from the Nanjing Rd. MRT station. I heart rapid transit.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

國父紀念堂 (SUN YAT-SEN MEMORIAL HALL)

Though he is both less controversial and more beloved, Sun Yat-Sen's Memorial Hall is rather less impressive than that of brother-in-law Chiang Kai-Shek. The one exception is this giant statue of the man referred to as the 'Father of the Nation'. A pair of stock-still guards in shiny metal hats watch over the statue and perform a formal changing of the guards ceremony every hour on the hour. Now I must admit that initially I was not terribly excited by the prospect of sentries marching in formation, but that was before I knew they were going to be twirling their bayonets -- they're practically a Sun Yat-Sen cheer squad!


The ceremony was very solemn and properly evocative of Taiwan's precarious national position but it also had quite the air of pageantry. War is such a dirty affair, with accessories more practical than stylistic, but these mere boys wore crisp white gloves and shiny lace-up boots (and you know somebody has to polish those hats every morning). At those times when the guards going in faced those going out, a fifth guard kept watch over Dr. Sun's statue.


Some of the choreography is so blunt in its imagery as to be almost ridiculous: the stomping of feet and of the butts of guns, the weird heil-salute (see video below) - but it also demonstrates so clearly how much work goes into the maintenance of the national idea. Aside from their very nice prancing, these dudes do entirely conceptual labor, serving to remind of what is sacred and what must be protected. And honestly, it works. Even I felt proud of Taiwan - the little island that could.

Here is a little video I took to give you a better idea.



and then they massacred the audience - just kidding! you know I love you KMT

I went to the Memorial Hall with my friend Fiona and she gave me the grand tour. We were introduced by Fileve, a colleague of mine from grad school who was Fiona's language partner in New York, and accurate to Fileve's description, Fiona is indeed 'the bomb'. We've been hanging out a lot lately and she is helping to get my Chinese into fighting shape. Here we are at a tea shop in my neighborhood.


and here is Fiona/Hsin Hui (馨慧) with her equally cool boyfriend Yi Cheng (逸城), known as "E train" on the mean streets of NYC.


Fiona lives in a neighborhood not too far from the Memorial Hall, so after our visit, we lumbered through the thick heat to a popular 'ice' shop she knew of. Now I am well aware that very few of you will find the menu for this kind of shop particularly appealing, but I swear that this 'ice' thing was absolutely delicious. So what was it? Well, imagine a sno-cone with beans and you are halfway there. What happens is that you get a bowl with a big scoop of ice and then you fill it with a variety of ingredients cooked in a thick broth. Fiona helped me choose based on what she knew of the flavors that I like so I ended up with red beans, sweet potato, tapioca pearls, and a barley-like grain. I know, it probably sounds absolutely disgusting, but it was a very tasty dish and the way everything mixed and melted made for chewy bites that were both comforting like soup, and refreshing like, well, ice. The best picture I could find of something similar is here.

After our snack we strolled through a downtown underground pedestrian mall and talked about family and travels. At one point, poor Fiona had to listen patiently as I tried out every possible tone combination for "jinu" until I got the one that meant 'prostitute'. Because neither of us are fluent in both Chinese and English, we sometimes get stuck on a word that we can't translate. And when we are without a dictionary we find ourselves in situations like this one, walking through a densely populated area (which would be everywhere in Taipei), with me talking loudly to try to make up for my crap tones, saying something like "Thailand isn't my favorite place to travel because it tends to attract tourists who are looking for.... 'sacrifices?' (blank look). 'infuriate?' (blank look), 'hard work?' (blank look) 'prostitutes' (flash of recognition) [and I'm not even kidding -- if you screw up the tones and if it is out of context, 'jinu' could mean any of these things]. It is such a relief when we finally figure out the elusive word. Inevitably we're both scratching our heads frustratedly and then one of us is like "I remember! genocide! yeah, that's it! high five!".

I'm having dinner with Fiona and E-train tomorrow night at a restaurant that serves foods made with tea then on Saturday I'm FINALLY going to visit a tea farm. I'm practically rubbing tea leaves all over myself in anticipation.

Monday, July 9, 2007

我住在的地方 (WHERE I LIVE)

I've been in my new place for more than a week now. It's much closer to school, in a nice area, and best of all, not in a basement. The room itself ain't anything special, but it has a window that lets in actual air from outside, a desk, a chair, and a closet with drawers and hangers -- wonderful things, all of them.

This room is also in an apartment with a real kitchen! Just when the men at the breakfast shop were starting to be nice to me, I had to go and move to a place where I can actually prepare my own food.


The balcony off the kitchen is just for laundry. But we have another one that runs the length of the street facing side of the apartment and is full of orchids, herbs, and other plants.


Here is the living room, a place without A/C and thus rarely inhabited, except for late night rehearsals for my flatmates' bluegrass band, The Pinetop Surgeons.


The roof is right upstairs and freely accessible. It actually gets a nice breeze even when the rest of the city is sweltering. And man, there is no keeping me off of a good roof. Is it possible to have acrophilia?


That giant dome is the gym at my school, and it is only about a 10 minute walk from there to class.

Our neighbors maintain a healthy garden that takes up fully half of the roof. See how pretty!



I'm especially grateful that the collarbone police have no jurisdiction over the roof. Breeze there may be, but it is a very hot breeze. And I don't know why being around Chinese people always causes me to give myself bangs. It just does.

So hooray for the neighbors giving back a little bit of the oxygen sucked daily from the city. I would thank them, but I'm rather creeped out by what they have framed outside of their door


Uhhhhhh....

Sunday, July 8, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGIA!

祝你生日快乐 to blammo's own baby spice, Miss Georgia Grunewald "barn brain" Millward


I miss you much and wish I could see you on your birthday, but I take some solace in knowing that we will always have Michigan.