Thursday, September 10, 2009

DAMN YOU VOLDEMORT

At the end of July I left Indiana for my month of west coast weddings, truly sad to say goodbye to friendly little summertime Bloomington. In the last week of errand running I tried to freeze some of the local characters in my memory – the preternaturally enthusiastic checker at the drugstore, my favorite mailman, the two warm and gregarious ladies that run my favorite café/antique store. I was happy to leave my tiny study tank of a studio but a bit sad to fold up my Murphy bed for the very last time.

It was a sweet and pleasant couple of months, especially considering that summer is usually my least favorite season. I found it hard to complain though, with nothing to do but go places, see people, and read/digest at least two books per day. I planned many a blog post in my head but hardly a one made it onto the interwebs.

August brought weddings and a few panicked weeks of exam-prep wrap-up. In the anti-climactic moping that followed the completion of my written exams on August 19th I picked up Montana’s copy of the first Harry Potter. And so it began. So I’m sorry if I haven’t blogged, or called you, or written on your wall. Blame Voldemort. In San Francisco, Bloomington and Seattle I went to bars/shows/lunch dates/parties or just sat on buses and trains, taking every possible opportunity to sneak away and read.

Here is how the last few weeks looked in pictures and in books:

Riding Seattle's new light rail (book 1):

Rainier Beach station is close to my mother's house in South Seattle and has my favorite public art of all: stele against which one can measure one's height relative to types of horses, neolithic men, or dinosaurs. I am approximately the same height as a Euoplocephalus.

Seattle -> San Francisco on the Amtrak (books 1 & 2):

San Francisco (books 3 & 4):

826 Valencia, home of McSweeney's tutoring center, retail outlet, and pirate store.

Drawer o' serpents

Fish tank viewing room

This is kind of like the lord's prayer, only for pirates

The Headlands, Marin County:
Vanessa-raptor

Mary Stewart Mastercat:

Bloomington, IN (book 5):

Sarah-saurus saying brilliant things at Upland on our last night in town
Graffiti in the ladies restroom at the Vid

Seattle, HOME (book 6):

Laura & Mark get married (and I don't have to go to any more weddings for at least a year!)

Montana + Misty + Me

Book 7 has been obtained and will be accompanying me and my smoked-salmon stuffed luggage aboard a Beijing-bound plane early tomorrow morning. Goodbye lovers. I'll miss you all very much.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

GO BY TRAIN

July went by slow and fast: each day blurring into the next, but every hour scheduled and delimited by the books to be read and crossed off the list; the tasks to be completed; the judiciously allotted "fun times" to be had. I spent my days reading, reading, reading, and sometimes typing up notes and that made every daily tedium all the more pleasant (the uncharacteristically mild summer weather helped as well). I shopped for groceries in a happy daze, watched the dappled sunlight move through my tiny little house, and was almost obscenely gleeful on Upland Tuesdays and Blammo weekends. And I mustn't forget to mention the square dancing, fly fishing, or visit to the Exotic Feline Rescue Center. Summer is usually my least favorite season, but this summer, in a surprise twist, has been the best one I can remember.

I can't say it was the best of all my 31 years because I've just been going through some old baby pictures at my mom's house and I don't know if I'll EVER be THIS happy again in all my days:

But I digress.

Between leaving Bloomington and hunkering back down to the books (um, kind of) at my mom's new house in Seattle, a few things happened:
  • Carly and Eric got married, but I missed the ceremony due to plane issues in Indy and a missed connection.
  • I spent a night in a Phoenix hotel without cash, credit cards, or any luggage.
  • I was tearfully reunited with my luggage at the lovely PDX airport.
  • I got to the reception in time to eat cake, drink Marionberry Courvoisier, and play pinball with a guy called Sauce (short for Applesauce, of course).
I won't dwell on my travel fail aside from relating one tiny moment in Phoenix that kind of made my night.

It was 8:30pm and I had just left the US Airways customer service desk after failing to convince them to help me find my luggage or put me on an earlier flight out. The nice man at the desk gave me a dinner voucher and directed me to a cafe on the other side of security where I ordered a soup & salad from a visibly embittered middle-aged man in a corporate-logo emblazoned apron and ball cap. Rarely have I come across an individual whose every word and movement were so resonant with scorn. I can't imagine working at the Phoenix airport is a particularly sweet gig.

The man asked if I wanted tortilla chips or sour cream in my tomato soup and when I expressed interest in the latter he reached for a squeeze bottle and began aggressively squirting it into my bowl. I considered asking him to go easy on it, but truthfully, he frightened me a little. "I don't know if you can see the smiley face I drew," he said, after fitting a plastic lid to the top of the bowl and handing it to me over the counter.

I took a look at the now squashed down white squiggles. "Actually, I think it's a more accurate representation of how most people in the airport feel", I said. "Yeah", he conceded, evincing nothing so obvious as a smile but seeming to soften a bit in the shoulders, "it's more like a snarl". I think I would have hugged him if I had the chance but instead I just said thank you and hustled off to find the hotel shuttle.

I spent less than 24 hours in Portland, boarding a train after sharing a Bloody Mary brunch with the new couple and the family of the bride, wonderful people I've known for almost 20 years now.

I had hoped to get some work done during the journey seeing as I've gotten well behind on my quals reading and prep after the last week of packing/moving/traveling, but the scenery was just so pretty! I know I'll be taking the same route in a few weeks on my way to San Francisco but that wasn't enough to keep my attention from constantly drifting out the window to the heavenly Northwest summer. It's so good to be home.

Monday, July 6, 2009

WEDDINGS OF THE WEST COAST: COUGTOUR 2009

I have finally sorted, scheduled, and generally attained domination over the few months remaining before my next departure for China. I've shared my plans with many of you, but I publish it here in the hopes that it may serve as reminder and reference. Some dates are approximations, however, if you are one of the 4 couples whose weddings I am attending in Aug/Sept, be assured that I will be there.

Present day - July 31st = Bloomington, Indiana

July 31st - August 2nd = Portland, Oregon

August 2nd - August 20th = Seattle, Washington

*******Amtrak interval*********

August 22rd - August 27th = San Francisco, California


August 27th - September 2nd = Bloomington, Indiana

September 2nd - September 9th = Seattle, Washington

September 10th - August 2010 = Beijing, Fuyang City, and all places west, People's Republic of China


Many of you will be relieved to hear that I will not, as originally planned, be traveling to North Korea during my stay in China, though I may take a little trip to Vietnam and/or Taiwan and I'll be traveling around the country as much as possible for research/volunteer work. But most of the time, I'll probably be right here:

Come and visit, won't you?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

NEW POLL: HELP ME DECIDE ON MY NEXT TATTOO

Ever since I joined the cool kids club by getting myself permanently inked I've been excitedly daydreaming about what my next tattoo will be. You can help by voting in the poll to the right, where I've listed some of my favorite ideas. If you have any other suggestions feel free to share them with me in the comments section below.

The results were as follows:

Chinese character on my back - 0 votes
"Economic Anthropology" in a heart on my bicep - 2 votes
Ryan Dobosh's face on my left calf - 1 vote
Mark Siano's face on my right calf - 0 votes
Letters on my knuckles spelling out "I luv catz" - 1 vote
Neck cougar - 8 votes

Thanks for voting. I'll let you know when I get that 66% supported neck cougar tattoo.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

ATX: BATS, TATS, AND THE GOLDEN GUN


Both for the sake of my memory and for the benefit of those for whom a visit to Dobosh country is still in its anticipatory stages, I recall here the highlights of my wonderful week in Austin, Texas.

PART I: Food
Austin has tons of great cafes and restaurants and I had very fine guides in Dobosh and Sandra Dee. I concentrated on the eating of Mexican food, something that Indiana is sorely lacking. My favorite discovery was migas, an egg dish with chiles, Mexican cheese, and tortilla chips added in at the end for texture. It is typically served with black beans and tortillas so you can make your own little breakfast tacos. Here is the migas I enjoyed at the South Congress Café, accompanied by a freakishly delicious potato pancake made with (dear god!) gouda cheese.

A recipe for migas is available here. Yum.

PART II: People
A town of roughly 700,000, Austin is filled with the kinds of characters you would expect to find on a small blue island in a giant red state. The lively, youthful atmosphere has much to do with the presence of several large universities and a famously happening music and bar scene. It is also so blanketed in independent businesses (particularly cafés and restaurants) that I was initially certain that there was a citywide statute that restricted chains. Turns out it is merely the iconoclastic preferences of Austinites that prevent Starbucks and 7-11s from proliferating. What a cool town.

Ryan, his lady Sandra Dee, and VacationKougar™ spent almost every morning visiting a different café for coffee, crosswords, dominos and leisurely reading. Everybody was friendly, sometimes overwhelmingly so. I was impressed by the fact that nearly everyone, from the ubercool baristas, to the joggers and bicyclists, to the flirtatious taxi driver who told me he “didn’t think they grew ‘em that purdy in Seattle” had numerous and visible tattoos. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if everyone else, legislators and lobbyists included, had hidden ones.

Ryan fits in quite nicely.

PART III: Activities

Not to demean my lovely hosts,
but I could have had a great time in Austin even without the help of locals. Granted, a 7-day bender might have lacked the variety and texture of my actual visit.

Originally I had justified the lengthy stay by convincing Ryan that he wanted to give me driving lessons, helping me along in my quest to obtain my driver’s license this year, a mere 15 years late. While I still need a lot more practice, I did enough driving that it became fun, rather than terrifying, and Dobosh was marvelously patient with me.

One of the first things Sandra Dee recommended I see was first Thursday on South Congress. A recently revitalized and now quite charming strip of shops and restaurants a mile or two up the road from the capitol dome, South Congress is most exciting on the first Thursday of every month, when artisans and craftspeople set up tents and live bands entertain the crowds. I spent a pleasant couple of hours browsing things and stuff, buying gifts and commodities, and slowly making my way towards downtown and the dome (barely visible here at the end of the street).

On my way north I couldn't help but notice a crowd of people gathered both on the Congress Bridge and in a small park beneath the bridge.

As I looked for a place from which to observe I overheard someone explaining the attraction; it was the bats. Austin is the home of North America’s largest urban bat colony, 1.5 million little creatures who come out en masse every night around sunset to feed on a nightly average of 10,000-30,000 pounds of insects. Ryan and I had been talking about going to see them but his work schedule kept getting in the way so it was serendipitous that I happened upon them myself.

The smell of 1.5 million bats is really something. I don’t know how desirable a riverfront condo in Austin would be, nor did I see the appeal of dining outdoors at the nearby T.G.I.Fridays.

The next day miss Sandra Dee was my tour guide. We spent the afternoon exploring the capitol (which, in true Texas style is actually larger than the federal version):

Later, we enjoyed cocktails and hors d’oeuvres at the Blanton Museum before a late dinner and a night on the town with a bunch of Sandra Dee's friends.

But it wasn’t all dissolute behavior. In fact I spent much of my week in Austin studying and so was determined to make the most of my last day in town. After a lazy afternoon we spent driving, enjoying cold beer, and sitting under the AC vent, Ryan packed up his Colt 1911 and we headed out to Red’s Indoor Range to shoot a few rounds. Since I’d never fired a gun before Ryan decided against bringing the heavy rifle, allowing me to instead use a firearm passed down from his grandfather and plated with gold by his father in the 1970s. It was a most impressive weapon.

And though I was nervous as heck and a little harried by all the other ammunition exploding around me, I did ok.

Actually, I killed it good.

It took me at least an hour to calm down enough to consider the next item on the agenda: getting a tattoo. Ryan and I had dinner on South Congress then wandered over to a studio a few doors down. I had been drawing sketches on my feet all day and showed one to a tattoo artist in the middle of inking a woman’s ankle. He told us he could do it after he was done with his current customer. And so we waited.

After browsing some magazines for inspiration for Ryan's next tattoo, we decided to grab a quick drink. Ryan wrote down his number and we headed upstairs; above the studio was a bar called the Continental Gallery where we ordered two Maker’s on the rocks. Following the stairs to a 3rd floor we made the happy discovery of a dark, deserted room with a ping-pong table and a lovely view of the city.

Dobosh isn’t at all competitive, so I found quite convincing his argument that when we got the call from the tattoo artist in the middle of a game where I was ahead 9 to 2, we had to run and would “never know the outcome of the game.” Whether or not I could have done something so audacious as to tie Ryan by 2 winning sets to match his 2 winning sets will forever remain a mystery. One thing is certain however – when I get back to China I’m hiring an elementary school student and going into training.

Since I’ve been back in Bloomington showing off my new ink a few of my friends have asked what possessed me to get my very first tattoo(s). Truthfully I’m not entirely sure. It was neither a longstanding dream nor a totally impulsive action. I’d given some thought to getting something, but I don’t quite know what sparked the final decision. I was certainly influenced by the style of Austin’s residents (particularly Ryan) and by the visual assault of the “lone star” in the city, but in the end it was just something I wanted to do.

While I was in the chair I understood it a little better. Radiohead was playing on the stereo, tiny needles were making indelible marks an inch from my toes, and every so often I would look at Ryan happily. There was a stubborn pleasure to doing something so permanent to my body and it felt right to have a visible reminder of the memory of my trip. The pain (which was mild and brief) brought me into a perfect present, and crystallized the moment when a dear friend was close at hand.

Here are two views, with, and without shoes.

It was impressive that I made it through the next day without tripping over something or crashing into a wall, so often did I look down to gaze with admiration at my feet. Later, while making a phone call, I suddenly realized that the stars weren't placed very symmetrically, with one a full centimeter lower than the other. But I don't mind at all, and in fact it is probably a good reminder that nothing is perfect and it really doesn't matter when there is so much more in the world to care about and to fight for.

But damn. My feet are looking CUTE.