Friday, June 3, 2011

TWO AND A HALF DAYS OF TERROR, or RYAN DOBOSH VISITS BLOOMINGTON

Do you want to visit Bloomington, Indiana? No? Oh. Is it because I keep saying what a terrible place it is, how this class-divided, topographically banal, socially unsatisfying place leaves my soul sundered? Sorry about that; you should totally come!

It took quite a bit of pleading, bribery, and promises of streets teeming with young tarts firm of buttock to get my dear old friend Ryan Dobosh to make the trip out from Austin for a visit. I was especially keen for him to spend a bit of time here because I'm leaving Bloomy in a few short months and I don't want to do so with any bad feelings towards the town. I wanted an accomplice to roam the streets, tour the campus, and make fun of children with me, forging some happy memories in the process, because the best times I've had here have been with friends, and those times have made certain places here dear to me. His visit was also a (temporary) last hurrah for fun-times and general mobility as I had foot surgery the day after he left and have been mostly laid up since.

I also looked very much forward to Ryan's documentation of the town, because most of us never get around to taking the pictures of people and places we'll miss and besides, Ryan takes far better pictures than most of us. Witness:

The lovely Georgia kindly drove me up to Indianapolis to pick Ryan up at the airport.
The first order of business was introducing Ryan to Archer, my roommate's new-ish dog. He is very handsome and likes to fart.
On the morrow we visited campus, here the main pedestrian entrance, the Sample Gates, with my department's building framed between them.

Taking in the fascinating wall displays in the anthropology building.

The graduate student lounge, where I made Ryan pre-read all of my students' evaluations, fearing to do so myself (they were mostly excellent).

Outside a very pretty building, the name of which I always forget.

The campus chapel and graveyard.

A piece from the campus' massive collection of impressively creepy statuary.

Another, this one of famed chancellor Herman B. Wells.

The oldest bar in Bloomington, Nick's on Kirkwood.

Nice face asshat.

Old wall downtown.

The county courthouse on the square.

Chinese dinner for 11.

Roommates Zarko & John.

Eternally hopeful Archer and his best pound face.

Dessert at the Chocolate Moose.

We went to the Atlas to play Skee-Ball, one realm in which I could be confident of victory.

In the morning we played dice at a local cafe where victory was, as usual, elusive.

[goddamn you Dobosh you cheating whore]

In Indiana, we trust god, though with what I am not sure.

Display case at the Antique Mall.

Where Ryan bought me a crown on the condition I wear it for the rest of the day.

Outside the Kinsey Institute, chock full of smut.

Journeying to the townie part of town;

for bowling....

(you can only afford to be this smug when wearing a crown behind a bowling alley, trust me)

...and roller skating.

Ryan got way into four square.

Archer and Ryan had one last magical night together.

And in the morning, I escorted him to the airport shuttle on my way to get my foot cut up.

Oh buddy, I know just how you feel. Now get the hell off my bed and let a gimp put her feet up.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND

Up till two weeks ago it had been seven long years since I'd been back to London and boy oh boy was I looking forward to going back, even if I had to do (yuck!) work in the form of a conference presentation to justify it. I returned to Indiana on Sunday from nine long days in that city on the Thames, suffused with visions of pubs, street art, corgis, markets, fashion hijinks, sandwiches, dear old friends, and familiar places as seen from the top of a double-decker bus. I forgot to bring my camera (though I had the one in my phone) so the pictures below could be better, but I think you'll get the idea...

Lord Nelson at Trafalgar Square from the National Gallery.

One of the kitties I saw every day.

Who taught the hippies about street art?

The Strand, near LSE and the Courts of Justice.

Outside St. Paul's cathedral where I attended a service so as to get out of paying the $22 entrance fee. Sorry about that god.

St. Paul's and the Millenium Bridge from inside the Tate Modern.

Beautiful Gerhard Richter abstracts at the Tate.

One of the Rothko paintings in the Seagram's room - one of my top ten favorite rooms in the world. I sat here listening to Radiohead and cried with happiness.

Currently "missing" Chinese artist Ai Weiwei's "Sunflower Seeds", more than 100 million hand-painted and hand-fired seeds filling the Tate's Turbine Hall. Beautiful and sad.

A cheerier sight: a girl with a tiny wee top hat affixed to her head sketching dead birds pinned to the wall. I love modern art.

Bridget Riley's To a Summer's Day.

Another favorite room: Soviet propaganda posters from the museum's collection.

Sunset over the Thames.

Spitalfields market from a church yard in my old neighborhood.

Having coffee in the urban environs of Carrie's neighborhood.

I was irate upon first seeing this Chihuly sculpture at the Victoria & Albert museum but it has since grown on me (a little). Still, does the only thing from Seattle in the collection have to be this?

Medieval castings at the V&A.

So much art nouveau/arts & crafts; it's almost as if they are readying themselves for Mark Siano's 2012 Olympics visit.

A highlight of my day.

Triple portrait of Charles I, 1750, and a clear predecessor to those eerie school portraits with both profile and front-views. If only Chuck I here had posed with his chin in his hands it would have been perfect.

South Kensington

Museum of Natural History

Making faces at La Porchetta

THANK JEEBUS THAT IS OVER WITH

Carrie loves getting department store makeovers, and I have to admit I kind of do too

She also loves napping in parks, being called "Dr. H", and taking pictures that give the illusion of semi-paralysis of the face

Me, I just like sandwiches

And gaping at consumer goods

And savory pies

And gin/grapefruit sorbet

And the way that springtime sunny days in Britain fill every available green space with bbqs, open containers, and very happy people.

My my that was nice. Now just ONE MORE cup of tea and I'm totally going to start writing my dissertation...